Ah...
I feel... relieved.
Finally an outlet for my troubles, and a billboard for my blessings.
And somewhere to pin those really lame jokes I pick up during my daily interactions with MCKL-ians (^.^)/
NW: Have you been to the new part of Johor yet?
KG: Eh?
Me: There is one? Where?
NW: Johor Baru la...And KG has to add on to the occasion...
KG: Yea...And I come from Newcastle!
NW: Eh?
KG: Kota Baruuu...
Can you believe this are the people I hang out with? I can't either, but I do.
And then on to our daily rants about certain "redundant educational human facilities"
That guy tells us not to read up on our lessons from Wiki...
Cos that's where he gets his info from...
And all he does is read from his plagiarised notes....
I feel... relieved.
Finally an outlet for my troubles, and a billboard for my blessings.
And somewhere to pin those really lame jokes I pick up during my daily interactions with MCKL-ians (^.^)/
NW: Have you been to the new part of Johor yet?
KG: Eh?
Me: There is one? Where?
NW: Johor Baru la...And KG has to add on to the occasion...
KG: Yea...And I come from Newcastle!
NW: Eh?
KG: Kota Baruuu...
Can you believe this are the people I hang out with? I can't either, but I do.
And then on to our daily rants about certain "redundant educational human facilities"
That guy tells us not to read up on our lessons from Wiki...
Cos that's where he gets his info from...
And all he does is read from his plagiarised notes....
He doesn't even understand what he's reading...
G: ...then human genome...hmm...I don't know what this means, but I find it very interesting...Why don't you all go to the Internet to do some research on this and tell me?
If a lecturer can't explain what he's trying to teach us, why even bother? Just to prove my point...
S: Sir, what's DNA?
G: ...erm...(licks his lips)...(stares at the poor girl in front of him)...
M: Sir, its deoxyriboneucleic acid, sir...
G: Ah, that! Thank you! ( hurriedly changes the topic)
Can you believe some lecturers have the cheek to call him "experienced"? Apparently coherency does not increase with age...
And there are others who just make you want to laugh out loud...
It's the 1st day of class, last semester...He walks in 15mins late and starts the class by saying:
J: I'm very particular about punctuality...
...And he ends the class 20mins early because he hasn't read our files (which, incidentally, he has had since the last term break) and so doesn't know where to start.
We just don't take him too seriously nowadays...
And in closing ( I sound like a Pastor...), during Accounts today...
F: ...therefore, a private company, or otherwise known as pt. ltd. cannot (I interrupts)
I: Phua Chu Kang!
Rest of the class: swt...(-.-;)
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