This buddy here look familiar? Well, for those who are still trying to figure out, let me enlighten you. This complex looking chemical is responsible for making us men jealous, driving them into frenzy, sends our libido soaring, and is what makes us who we are (Also responsible for many other naughty things in women, but that's besides the point).
You got it! It's Mr Testosterone!
I don't really get it... Why are we endowed with stuff in our bodies which make us go insane? It makes you do really crazy stuff like hanging around her doorstep, debating whether to ring the bell or not...Or getting really mad at Mark for talking to her...Seeing her face in the calculus test paper...Ever experienced that? Good (or no good)! You're supposed to be normal. Hehe...
The effect of having the said hormone in your body, coupled with being male and in your post-puberty pre-40s stage, you are also prone to testosterone poisoning. Here's a definition :
Testosterone poisoning: The accident statistics show that most avalanche victims are between the ages of 20 and 35 and are male. Very few females get killed in avalanches and those who do are usually following a male at the time. In a number of cases the men involved in avalanche accidents did not listen to the advice of sensible women. But a man has got to be a MAN! And no better way to prove it than in a stupendously violent death.
Ah...doomed is my gender...
I thought she said she'd call...It's 5 minutes since...Maybe I should call her...nah...She might think I'm stalking her...(>.<)..OMG! Is that Steve talking to her?!! I'll ...erm...ahem...be back folks! (^.^)/
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