The Plight Before Christmas

12 days before Christmas she mentioned to her truelove that her favourite perfume was DKNY Delicious Green Apple.


11 days before Christmas she observed that a food processor would come in handy for making fruit shakes for her diet.

10 days before Christmas she confided that she'd lost her one and only umbrella.

9 days before Christmas she told him that Mike had asked what to give his beloved for Christmas, and she'd advised him that any woman would be overjoyed to find a white evening gown under the tree.

8 days before Christmas she left by the telephone an ad for a Turkish Cotton Bathrobe, marked with her size and colour preference.

7 days before Christmas she remarked upon the uncanny coincidence that her age and her blouse size were precisely the same.

6 days before Christmas she moaned that she was down to her last bottle of Black Sugar Mask Wash-Off from Skin Food.

5 days before Christmas she told him that she'd have made Poco Rosso Di Rotini Formagiatta Con Bacon-bitte Della Toscana for dinner if only she had an Italian cookbook to tell her how.

4 days before Christmas she informed him that MNG had just received a new shipment of handbags.

3 days before Christmas she mentioned that her wristwatch was losing five minutes a day and the repairman said it wasn't worth fixing.

2 days before Christmas she lamented that she didn't really have a nice pair of shades like, for instance, the ones she saw on display at Forever 21.

1 day before Christmas, her truelove said to her, "Honey, I haven't any idea what to give you for Christmas. How's about me giving you my credit card and you can buy yourself something you want?"


Lol.


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